yesterday i went to a party and i kissed this girl and she kept trying to give me her linkedin and i was like …LINKEDIN? and she said yes linkedin. so i said i dont use linkedin. do you have instagram though. and she was like yes i do have instagram. you should add me on linkedin. and i said i dont use linkedin. and she said i will add you on linkedin. and i said girl give me your instagram you are NOT flirting with me through linkedin. and she was like. ok. fine. here’s my instagram then. and gave me her instagram, which she clearly uses a lot, so it wasnt even that she only uses linkedin but rather that she just wanted to talk to me through linkedin specifically. fascinating woman if i wasnt already attracted to her her unwavering loyalty to linkedin wouldve drawn me in for sure
I saw a 21 year old on here casually talk about “my husband” YOUR WHAT?? Girl if you don’t go divorce that man
The funny thing about making posts like this one is that it makes married people very insecure and they will show up in your notes and start monologuing about how it’s okay to get married at age 19 actually
[ID: a very simply drawn three panel comic. the first panel shows a person approaching a cat that’s laying on the floor and reaching down to hug her, saying “gertie.” the second panel shows two coins falling from the person’s shirt pocket. the third panel shows the coins bouncing off the cat, who doesn’t care.]